DAVID BECKHAM joked his bizarre quirk when it comes to coffee makes him seem like a “right k**b” in a hilarious chat with old pal Gary Neville.
The Manchester United legend and Inter Miami co-owner told host Nev of his surprising habits on the The Overlap YouTube channel.
Beckham, 48, opened up off his own back when quizzed about what an average day looks like for him these days.
Asked for a run-through of his daily routine, the ex-England skipper said: “First thing I do? Cup of coffee.
“Actually, I wake the kids up first.. then I have a cup of coffee. I love coffee.
“The weird thing is – and I’m going to sound like a right k**b now – in London I have just black coffee, but in the countryside, I have a latte.
“It makes me sound a bit of a k**b. I don’t know why, I never have a latte in London and I never have a black coffee in the countryside.”
Neville went on to claim Beckham was a bit of a “city boy” early in his Man Utd career.
But Becks, who will also spend a bit of time at the beach these days thanks to his Inter Miami interests, disagreed, hitting back: “I love the countryside, I’ve always loved the countryside.
“I love the combination – during the week, I’m London because the kids are at school, but then weekends I’m in the countryside.
“I love being in the country.”
The legendary right-midfielder even spilled the secrets to his extensive tattoos – revealing he now has close to 100 inkings.
Beckham claimed: “I probably have 81 now. Individual 81 yeah.”
On his first tattoo, he told Neville: “I had it done then I stayed at your house.
“No, that was the second one… so the first one was Brooklyn on the bottom of my back.
“The second one was the angel and I was sleeping at your house at the time and it stuck to the bed.”
Beckham then went on to pick his favourites – awkwardly forgetting about the one in honour of wife Victoria in the process.
The icon, whose son Romeo made his Brentford B debut earlier this year, said: “It’s hard to pick a favourite one to be honest. My kids’ names.”
Beckham then paused before rushing to add: “And Victoria’s name. Throw that one in.”